Comics - MAGFest 2019 - page 2 - January 10th, 2019, 9:43 pm

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ECW was GOING to be on the scoresheet, but walk off the list because it wasn't getting paid *rimshot*
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Blitzkrieg1701, January 10th, 2019, 9:43 pm

I've been cracking jokes about this since at LEAST last year's MAGFest, so it was high time I actually wrote it down someplace.

And before somebody complains, let me explain that the point values are all about RARITY, not QUALITY. Bullet Club merch is worth less because Bullet Club merch is frickin' EVERYPLACE. Higher/lower point values aren't me trying to say that something is better or worse than something else ...well, except for the ironic/unironic WWE bit. If you've been around any of these geek gatherings long enough, you know how to spot the edgelord trolls wearing stuff they don't actually like in hopes of provoking a reaction. Screw those people. (And yes, that goes double for the CM Punk penalty)

Also, I should point out that the WCW bonus only applies to actual vintage WCW merchandise, not WWE stuff with former WCW guys on it... though I freely admit to having no idea how you'd judge whether or not an NWO shirt is classic or not, or if any of the various NWO factions should be worth more than the others (Gee, it's almost as if this is all just an elaborate joke and not an actual game to be played in real life)

Oh, and if you think this is already too much wrestling humor... I apologize in advance for the next half-dozen pages (you'll see why it was unavoidable).

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Ed8, January 11th, 2019, 12:40 am

What about vintage "WWF"?
Or will the World Wildlife Fund sue me for copyright infringement too?
(Because there was a huge danger that people would confuse the two organizations, of course)

Blitzkrieg1701, January 11th, 2019, 1:33 am

Six points for Attitude Era "scratchy" WWF logo
Ten points for vintage metallic blocky WWF logo
Twenty points for that parody of the Wildlife Fund logo where one panda is hitting another with a chair

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